I know there will be those that will play the “Darwin” card and while this was foolish a 16-year-old kid is dead. That’s a bummer no matter the circumstance.

Yeah, that is one of the more unbelievably fucked up parts.

The program should have gotten the death penalty.

“There are worse things than prioritizing football over the safety of children.”

It was the NFL that set up the process, made the NFLPA agree to it, and then to much acclaim brought in highly qualified people to administer it. Yet on the very first test of their newly agreed upon process, Goodell and the NFL didn’t like the result and essentially said, “Fuck it, let’s suspend him anyways.”…

The commissioner’s office released the following statement: “If there’s a more impartial way to decide these things than with a Magic 8 Ball, then I’d love it if the judge would share.”

It’s just a regular bribe. Federal judge appointments are for life so you don’t have to dance around it.

So how much did Jerry donate to the judge?

Isn’t this Note Dame’s process? Just drag things out until the rape victim kills herself?

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

You can run 7 on 7 though.

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Yeah, this is about Elliot, his TRO decision is today, and this stood out as the most ridiculous of all the inconsistencies from the NFL.

I think it’s more like the “Oh shit, we’re getting sued over the Ezekiel Elliott suspension, we better try to clean up our history of arbitrary punishment and selective enforcement” move. Another 700 or so altered or extended suspensions and that should do it.

Rae Carruth’s gotta be looking at at least eight games, no?

Whitlock, once upon a time, many many many moons ago was a slightly talented writer when he was in KC.