So, just so I’m clear:

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

It’s clear that the defense only called one witness because their client is Bill Cosby. That such a fucking despicable strategy could actually work makes me sick to my stomach.

I think many Jez commenters had the same experience, but I received more vitriolic responses when commenting on Cosby than on anything before or since. I can very easily see one of these steadfast Cosby defenders deadlocking a jury.

So when his lingering symptoms and next concussion cause him to play in six games, when Kevin White inevitably has a leg fall off while going for coffee, and when Mitch Trubisky spends the year holding a clipboard, the Bears will have gotten about 20 games played out of a possible 96 from their last three first round…

Sure Chad Ford has him ranked in the 3-5 range, but 2 years from now who knows where he’ll be ranked.

NO GOD DAMN IT NO

Straight man here. Can confirm.

As a straight dude, I’m kind of amazed women *don’t* know this already. Not only is it very clearly on display, most dudes enjoy spending time staring at it. It’s one of life’s simple pleasures.

Your story corroborates everything I know about men. They don’t really care about aesthetics if they get to play with your stuff.

Completely accurate. And if the lights are on, I can go full-Salvador Dali and count the wrinkles.

This is 100% true.

I got my butthole bleached once because I was paranoid that my bf (now husband) was grossed out by its naturally dark color. I didn’t tell him I did it and he never seemed to notice. A couple years later we were joking around with some friends at a dinner and I brought up that I’d had my b-hole bleached and my bf was…

Seconded. Straight male here, in standard doggy-style position, I am basically staring at your butthole the whole time. And enjoying it.

I’d like to interject that if you’re aiming at quality doggy style some spreading of the cheeks is desirable (ahem). Then everything would be on display, but really, who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Was this ever a question? Really?

Hold the guns until cleared. Done.

It really helped me understand that 5 percent number when I heard someone say that the NRA is not an organization for gun owners but an organization for gun manufacturers.

NRA went right along with the 20th century political shift of conservatism from “small government” to “THE BIBLE AND THE CONSTITUTION ARE THE SAME THING AND JESUS WOULD WANT ME TO SHOOT PEOPLE! ALSO, FUCK THE POOR!”

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.