Funny, all you did was ask a question aloud and their conscience immediately went to “don’t accuse me of being racist”

Winner

Kings fans like myself have known this since 2002

Just never understood the coverage or hype of this guy. He was never that good IMO. Talked an infinitely better game than he ever actually displayed. And I damn sure don’t understand the continued coverage of him considering he’s clearly just a nutjob desperate for attention

This is a factually correct statement that you are not starred enough for

Goddamnit. I’m normally pretty quick about the humor around here but it took me coming back to the page to see more comments to pick this one up. Hanging my head on this one...

Serious question: do you write for comedians or sitcoms? Cause you are ALWAYS on fire

Nice

THIS is why I love Deadspin. The second I saw he’d tweeted this I immediately came here knowing it would be talked about and I’d laugh myself into tears reading it all

Lmao I was thinking the same damn thing! Like, “exactly who the fuck thinks this?”

And then there was that one first time a black guy won it that was pretty emotional too

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The more appropriate headline would be Bobby Petrino Continues To Prove He’s a Shitty Person

I wonder what the news would be like tonight with the release of this info and Nunes stepping aside from his Russian Committee responsibilities and thus admitting shady shit is going on with that, had we not bombed Syria....

I accidentally spit on my phone laughing at this

That is infinitely better than what I was gonna go with

Well fucking said and I couldn’t agree more with every last thing you said

Thanks for the link. What a freaking story

Honest question since I didn’t watch the second half: how many possessions did they NOT call a foul on, because watching that lowlight, sure fucking looked like they called one on every single possession for at least the first 5-7 minutes of the 2nd half.

I got the same answer when I did the math as well