That’s a horrible proof of life video. He should totally be holding today’s newspaper.

Best when it matters, or the opposite of Clayton Kershaw.

Lowest ERA on the road in MLB postseason history (min 25 innings):

It can’t be just one owner. Snyder definitely feels that way and I wouldn’t put it past half the crooks and liars who own teams

Just between us, Trump definitely fucked Tyson’s wife, right?

Thith article ith prithleth!

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Used to work there. Can confirm it’s 100% intentional, to the chagrin of the user experience team

As a Good Canadian Boy from Alberta I can assure you that most everyone from the region, including hockey players, would not support Trump.

Why does anyone care what anyone else has to say about politics?

Why does anyone care what Donald Trump has to say about politics?

take it easy, dad

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

You said more eloquently what most everyone else is feeling.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Rumor has it, if you look into a man’s eyes during his vinegar strokes, you can peer into his soul.

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...