The Eagles defense is fantastic, but this needs to be reiterated: after leaving USC in disgrace, Sarkisian managed not to fuck up Alabama’s offense for one year, and was hired by a team fresh off of a Super Bowl appearance with a top offense, the league MVP and no key offensive skill position losses. Under his watch,…

You are a joyless, miserable person.

Am I supposed to be cynical about this? Dude’s working his recovery. Can’t fault him for that. We’re all potentially vulnerable to falling off the deep end.

because he was trying to get rid of his stash before boarding the plane to London.

to explain the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club

Me too.

“I learned to read!”

If the price for Doug Jones is the Crimson Tide winning the championship every year he’s in office, I hope that grim bastard Saban gets a trophy for the next decade

I’m (a) guy who argued that there’s potentially room in the market for an alternate league because the NFL has turned away more people this year than it has in previous years. You’re free to disprove it, but:

If you watched that game and watched UCF play Auburn, you would know that UCF probably beats both those teams I saw tonight. They were both sloppy and Bama better buy a nice gift for those refs for keeping them in the game.

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

Steve Kerr and Greg Popovich are unrivaled in the most nuanced, articulate takes in the NBA coaching sphere.

One of the many reasons I hate HOA’s.

Sounded super Presidential. Oprah, I know there’s no dignity it politics, but c’mon.

I’m having a little cry having read their communication unfold. Her empathy and compassion and willingness to reach out is really moving but.....mindlessly calling a woman on Twitter a “cunt”? I appreciate SS took the time out to delve deep into his psyche and found someone in pain but lots of people are in pain. Lots…

Like continuing the play until theres a stoppage, even though a player clearly is in need of medical attention?

“Continue play for 15 seconds while a player displays visible signs of an impact seizure” sounds exactly like what the NFL already does.

What the hell do you want?!

God this sport is lame. Like a beauty pageant, but with way more athleticism. Just dump the judges and come up with a better system, or stop calling it a sport.