They just hover near her and complain about how she’s a “6" for all eternity

Yeah we’re at the point in the cringe comedy where we’d be saying “come on, no one’s that dumb!”

Like the Burton version that looked like he smelled

Or reincarnate since that’s what modern Wicca (which the turn towards Hecate seemed to lean towards) typically believe in? Hilda and Zelda getting baby Sabrina all over again seems appropriate. They could have spent like 2 minutes in the Returned episode and explain what the heck the new!Coven thought the afterlife…

2) She was inside the Void when we saw her so the art gallery was the inside of the Void. The Void was traveling through Space.

I think killing her might have been fine, I’m just not sure about the sending her to Heaven bit (it looks pretty, but her dad killed an Archangel literally this season, that’s going to be unpleasant, also why is Heaven the afterlife of a believer of Hecate?) and Nick’s happy suicide (very irresponsible on a show…

I didn’t even realize they missed that in the recaps. It was covered a fair amount too. Also Lilith isn’t going to improve much- she got her goal, she’s Queen of Hell and she screwed over Lucifer. That’s fairly in character for her since there’s at least 2 times she gives up the morally right option in favor of power.

That stopped working, I think- that’s part of why Zelda stopped killing Hilda?

Also her dad just killed an archangel this season. I imagine Heaven would not be a fun place to be even if it was nice if you pissed off G-d and the Angels. Like even Supernatural understood that and got it right (and Sam died of old age and not immediate suicide!)

This was the grand ultimate meaning of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: “Kill Yourself, Kids”. The “Chilling” part refers to how irresponsible it is

Suicide! He said “I went swimming in the Sea of Sorrows”. Just a casual happy suicide at the end of a show in many ways aimed at teens. Very healthy. That really bothered me- and he was the one holding Pandora’s box! Why not just kill him then?

She gets 72 virgins but they’re all 8chan incels

Darwin Award (though that’s sort of an insult to other Darwin Award winners as they mostly died only endangering themselves)

Yeah there’s a certain point where stupid and gullible is no longer an excuse. Like I’m sure there were stupid and gullible Nazis. There were definitely stupid and gullible Klan. There are probably stupid and gullible members of ISIS. The German word for a stupid Nazi is “Nazi”. She was able to serve for multiple…

Not only that- as a vet she was combat trained and so even more of a threat even if unarmed (though she was trying to attack equally unarmed senators, most of whom are frail old people with no combat training!). How is Michael Brown an obvious fatal threat when he’s facing a guy with a gun/taser and trying to steal…

They actually put the officer who shot her on administrative leave! They better not punish him for doing what all the other cops should have been doing. In some way it would be good if cops went on administrative leave with an investigation whenever they kill someone, but *this* is the first cop punished from…

Yeah- she died for her beliefs like Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik when they shot up the Inland Regional Center. Rest in hell, lady. At least I felt bad for their baby- if this lady had kids I’ll feel bad for them, not this idiot

One of my friends shared that tweet on FB! It’s amazing

Yeah he didn’t seem thrilled about the idea of being castrated and seemed to think it would be a problem for them having kids, but then Sabrina Morningstar was like “whatever he’s clay”. What does that mean?! Can he even have kids?

Don’t forget the cops! The cops are also the Klan!