Jesus. Honestly at this point so many police forces need to just be dissolved so they can hire people who aren’t white supremacists

Hell, that crowd would have already been filled with tear gas, beanbag rounds and rubber bullets long before people tried pulling down barriers. We saw the stuff cops have for crowd control this summer. I don’t know who has jurisdiction over the DC police, but they need to clean house- seriously, tell the union…

I mean I mostly just looked like I couldn’t see and was in an uncomfortable position. It’s not really something I’d pay money for. I’m blind as a bat without my glasses and can’t wear contacts so a picture of me without my glasses isn’t really that representative or genuine unless you take a picture of me sleeping or…

Yeah her thing for Caliban has always seemed super shallow since even after they’re married they show her having to tell him they’re not invading Earth. It was just his abs

I mean it’s pretty likely that they could get sent to the green room for sleeping on the bed so it’s not the worst things she’s done. I was actually surprised when they told her “memorize your lines” and she *memorized them* and then only got strikes for things that weren’t her fault like being surprised something was…

Yeah I don’t know why she posted this. Then again, I don’t know why my mom chose to pay for photos where literally the only reaction my family had when looking at the previews was laughter since I looked like a high chipmunk. The senior photographer had made me take off my glasses and do a bunch of “elegant” poses…

You just wait for help and hope it doesn’t have vaginismus 

Definitely tanned skin- for big lips definitely the “d—k sucking lip” type that’s overinflated as possible, though overdrawing the lips was a thing once makeup was used more, moreso the bottom lip to make that look plumper. The ideal top lip was more curvy though for a long time. You can also see this in how artists…

Oh believe me I think she has crazy eyes in that photo and it looks like she photoshopped herself (or the photo studio did) as much as she could but I just want to wait until one of her sons puts out a tiktok saying the n-word or something before I start criticizing them

It does kind of make sense, though from everything our aunts had told us before he at least seemed to like her before dying and they didn’t suspect she wasn’t his. Also it just felt like they could have given it more time since she spent so long going “Edward Spellman’s my real dad” like 2 seasons ago. Also her mom’s…

I mean sharing a family photo isn’t really the same as Will Smith putting Jaden into all of his movies (so technically Jaden’s not just “Will Smith’s son” he’s an actor, if not a good one) or even Olivia Jade since she participated in a crime and she was also a “influencer”. When we know their names and they aren’t…

I read it as Satan was just doing it to piss Sabrina off

None of this show’s version of Satanism has ever made any sense. Where do the witches go when they die? Did Edward come from Heaven or is he somewhere in Hell or somewhere else? You’d think having your wife impregnated by Satan would be an honor like being Satanist Joseph. Also yes, I don’t understand why they had to…

I think the son is trying to do the “smolder” pose but not quite nailing it. It’s a bit of an odd choice for him and the sister for a Christmas card, but I’m not mad at them for being young and trying to be “sexy”. Not to mention her daughter’s pose could also be the result of a professional photographer with a very…

Also it seems most of the criticism is of her kids and they aren’t really public figures? I feel like everyone has the right to occasionally look dumb in photos

Given the baby (ies?) they show in some of the trailers I’m guessing this also might be an origin for her twins Billy and Tommy that she has with vision

I mean Harvey managed to have that internship, but that’s about it. This episode really did make me wish Motherland: Fort Salem would come back soon. They did scale pretty well on that show and the tone is everything CAS promised in the first episode

Seriously, Theo was basically useless this whole season. He had this breakup and he got to try to act tough in a few scenes which... was not very convincing as he’s not only 90 lbs wet he’s also never been in a scene where he was convincingly good at fighting. Like Sarah Michelle Gellar was ridiculously small and…

Yeah I don’t know why Blackwood was a prude. Eldritch horrors aren’t any more prudish than witches. Also yes Blackwood being emperor of Greendale was very funny every time they said it. Why not the world? Why not “mayor”? He’s the King of Town!

I think they could have taken a pass on the name if the tone was right- the Archie comics thing of Cthulu was more on the nose when they covered it, but you can call Cthulu whatever you want as long as you nail the “increasingly dread with the threat of insanity” sort of tone of his work. Look at In the Mouth of…