I like yellow mustard on hot dogs or burgers or maybe chicken tenders (though honey mustard is *chefs kiss* on chicken) but yeah I don’t get yellow mustard plus plain chicken cutlets. I bet her seasoning is weird too

Yeah we’ve had some luck with a few more kids characters with visible disabilities (most notably Hiccup’s fake leg and Toothless’s prosthetic, though I know Hiccup’s was an acquired disability more like Luke Skywalker’s), but it’s still pretty rare to have a “good guy” with a congenital disability that isn’t something…

The problem is it sounds like he still wants women in their 20s or maybe 30s- if they’re giving him “nice old man” looks I doubt they’re close to his age. The other horny old men who actually date women their age are doing great- but yeah no you’re going to have a hard time pull 27 year olds or even 40 year olds in…

Seriously what the heck. Who at this point doesn’t know that Trump is terrible for the country?

See I’d kind of consider Predator to be sci fi horror- there are definitely horror movies with collected protagonists. I’d say Alien is sci fi horror and Overlord is definitely horror despite its heroes acting not too different from a regular war movie. But yeah films like Green Room make it hard since those heroes…

I’ve always thought there was a fine line between a thriller and a horror movie. They can both have a lot of violence and they both can be scary. If it’s supernatural, it’s probably a horror movie (though some ghost stories are more horrorish thrillers like Gothika), but there are many horror movies with human…

Don’t forget the ghost of Herman Cain!

I thought he wedged it between the parts of the propeller?

Yes they do non-dairy margarine (you have to be careful about that one since a lot of margarine has some dairy in it) and even worse, dairy replacements. I find some of their substitutes helpful to try when I’m cooking meat dishes (some time I’m going to try making gravy with oat milk). They also do coconut oil. But…

Well it was arranged marriages for most of it so that depends- having a not-great arranged marriage is probably somewhat akin to a bad break up

Actually based on the FB groups I belong to the Orthodox seem to still be mostly baking stuff that’s parve for desserts so they can have it with meat for dinner. Which I don’t totally get since I’m pretty much fine only eating meat once a month but they are meat crazy.

I think our traditional baked goods might be more calorie dense for your effort than pie? Almost all the traditional Ashkenazic stuff is designed to help you get through a lot of farm labor or something

The lard thing seems more likely- I’m confused about the “Jewish traditional baked goods are harder than American baked goods” thing- all of my family recipes and the Jewish cookbooks they have as go-tos have a lot of rather soft baked goods. Babka, honey cake, challah, kugel- all are usually pretty soft. Challah is…

Yeah- being from a Republican family (especially from a Red area/state like Kentucky) and becoming Democratic later usually means you have to go against a lot of what you were taught as a kid. We certainly don’t have much hope in this country if *no one* ever changes their politics to be more liberal. Fox is a bad…

Yeah she didn’t even have something to react to! They just skipped her- what was the point?

So she not only broke up with him by text, she married someone else while on a “business trip” and then broke up with him?

I don’t think humblebragging is necessarily related just to one party. There are smug narcissists of many political affiliations 

Yeah but are we talking about comments on Weekend Updates (I don’t know what percentage of their own jokes they write and how much other writers contribute) or comments on Twitter/interviews?

Maybe? I’m glad they dropped the Tara Reade thing, the more they learned about her the more obvious it was that she was full of crap

Maybe? I meant Colin Jost. I’m not sure how much Jim Carey is writing his own material- though it is a noticeably different tone than the previous Bidens on SNL