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Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

Yes. I would love to sit face to face with him giving these attributes, then go “one word... Miata.” Totally straight face. Then when he tries to rebutt, put my finger to his lips and whisper “Mi-at-ta.”

Hey can you help me with mine?

So they must have:

Dear Corvette designers:

Sorry sir, we can’t park your car...

To be fair, it was an Avalon. Probably blended into the parking spot.

I vaguely recall once, probably five or six years ago, walking through the lobby of the J.W. Marriott in Cherry Creek and hearing a woman scream at the valet about losing her new Toyota Avalon.

:) Hah! I love hearing that. Except the bit about the toilet. Thanks so much for the note.

And using pumice to rub the dead skin off their feet with their feet hanging out the window while steering with their hips. Yep, I saw this happen on my way to work yesterday.

That was the charm. Yes, it as a horribly repressed political culture, but also blessedly free of modern American culture.

Agape, your mouth would be.

the golf ball dimpled section is a neat detail

I am so over Fat Canadians flocking to S. Florida in the winter and staying all season with their huge bellies covered in grey thick fur no shirt and of course sporting the smallest speedo ever made they usually win the dicky do awards for having their belly stick out farther than their dicky do all the while they are…

Be careful what you wish for:

Every time I hear about “improving the consumer experience” I think of this bastard.

He put it in D for Dumbass.

I did this once but it was in a Land Cruiser with a 1/2 front bumper and on the other side was a tree. Well, actually I ran over the tree on purpose so I don’t know how this feels.