Humph. Carmel-by-the-Sea totally stole my hometown’s name and motto, Manchester-by-the-Sea, MA. Motto: Most pretentious name in New England. But I think you're right, some of the best things in life are free.

My mother has a late 90s Lexus LS that is still running, unsurprisingly. My father has a 2001 BMW M5 that he loves, and this is the only reason he has kept it this long. I myself traded in my 02 Jaguar XJ for a 2016 S-Class.

Brilliant. Spread the word.

Very true. Nintendo lied to us. I’m shocked. It was so easy. Oh dear, what if this lying trend gets into the hands of the politicians?!?!? What will we do?!?!?

I was driving home from the airport at about 1:00 AM when I am forced to slam on the brakes due to a person wandering about aimlessly on the road. Mind you, I had recently watched a lot of Hitchcock movies, so I was a little bit suspicious of the person in the middle of the road at 1:00 AM. I honk, and he turns around…

Really? I didn’t know. Something managed to break free from Google? The world has gone mad.

Same company as Ingress. Niantic Inc., which in turn is owned by Google Inc. Which is in turn owned by Alphabet Inc.

Go to Jesus! In all fairness though, this is getting out of hand. Someone tried to cross the street while playing this and I barely had enough time to hit the brakes.

True...they probably just build larger scale models of their toy cars.

Honda should bring back the S2000. They now have the grandma car (CRV), entry level businessman car (Accord), the college students’ car (Fit/Civic), the poor soccer mom’s car (Pilot), the gullible customer’s car (Odyssey), the blind sociopath’s car (Insight), and the psychopath cocaine addict’s car (Aztec). What about…

Actually, California is about two times closer to China than Moscow. Just saying. However, in Siberia they drive snowmobiles as public transportation. One snowmobile per four people.

What would Tabasco sauce partner with? Oh, that's a no brainer. Land Rover.

Ew. My fully loaded S550 4Matic is a better deal for $140,000 than this, which I hear may or may not have cost 1.2 million. Unlikely, though. Even the Chrysler Pacifica has more style.

Frankly, I'm glad Evans is gone. He probably believes the QX80 is a beautiful SUV.

Take a leaf out of BMW’s playbook. Offer “California Delivery”. The customer travels to California to pick up their Tesla. Easy peasy. I may be biased as an S-Class owner, but I think the S550 looks stunning. However, once the C and E Class adopted its design, it took the exclusivity away from the S Class.

Or anything from Jaguar Land Rover.

And...my mother is considering an Allroad. Please set her straight, Doug.

What if they choose to launch a very aggressive attack that only they know how to employ? That's right, stealing your car and cleaning it with a specially designed brush the size of a regulation staple, which thus bars you from driving it for about half a millennium (or however long it takes for them to dust it with…

I hear Melania Trump got a SLR McLaren and an Escalade at least from Donald.

I would have them buy it back, then purchase a new Volkswagen that has more warranty left, is newer, and is emission software free with that money.