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I feel terrible for those meat-eater people because there is nowhere else in NYC to get a meat-based meal.

He owns many monogrammed thermoses. Obviously.

He's a racist who is on-and-off boinking a celebrity named Katy Perry.

Mayer is the douchiest of the douches. Has he taken home a Wacky award yet? He's a shoe-in.

You cannot kill Hitler without destroying the universe because it creates a paradox.

We have mini-fridges, and a fully stocked bar.

Because he was a serial killer and those trains were filled with the tiny finger bones of a thousand victims.

True dat. The guy who owned my house before me was a model train guy and he gave off the weiiiiirdest vibe . The whole house did.

Never trust a model airplane enthusiast.

My apologies, I'm just afraid you'll sing at me! You always sing at me!

She's a lovely woman, but she's not being featured in the magazine, if I'm reading this correctly. They are just running an existing ad featuring her in the issue. Sorry, I'm underwhelmed.

So now we celebrate the male gaze?

So before people lose their shit, Ashley Graham is 5'10 and a solid Size 16 model. She models Lane Bryant and other plus size clothing companies. I see her picture in nearly EVERY store that I shop at online and in store. She was in that banned Lane Bryant Cacique commercial a few years ago when she was 19.

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I live in Brazil, more specifically in Rio de Janeiro, where body standards are ridiculously high, borderline oppressive. In here, she would be considered fat and probably ridiculed by most people for featuring in such an ad. The irony is that a lot of women have this same constitution, very curvey and not super…