It's funny, because I was going to say he's like the Italian American Jamie Dornan in that he's a man that needs a beard, but he is also the opposite of Jamie Dornan in his facial feature drift over time.

SoJoe

Mangara

Vermangello

Hope they do it with the lights off because Y-U-C-K.

It's just too bad they're not attractive .

annnnd out of the greys

I'm sure Joe Manganiello is a cool guy, but every time I see his face I think, "That is a man who has to fart really bad."

Every sext from Goop to herself

Pretty sure Johnny has at least one tattoo he regrets...

Not sure who Paul Bettany is? Of the three, he's the only one who isn't insufferable.

Sexting yourself doesn't count, Goopy.

This is complete one-up-manship, but I let a guy friend (I'm a woman — we've never been into one another) share my bed once and I woke to find him yanking it while looking at porn on my laptop. He still doesn't know I saw him, and I am totally saving this story for my speech at his wedding.

utis are the fucking worst. i wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy. maybe on like, hitler or pol pot. but erin who in 6th grade made fun of me because my uniform skirt was longer than my knees, AS PER THE RULES, nah girl. i don't have that much hate for you.

oh i defs thought you were supposed to go after you go to pound town

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

Totally did this but it was a 1 inch strip off the front of each shin. Scarred. For life. Literally.

I'm more concerned that this man clearly had a pubic hair styling. Someone got paid to style this man's pubes. I don't give a damn what his penis naturally does, but I'm pretty sure nobody is born with pubic hair around the base of the penis and perfectly bald balls.

Her comedy is a little hard to swallow sometimes, but I've met her and she's a sweet woman. Really vibrant and full of love for the world.

Glozell once did a video goofing on the conservative idea that black people only voted for Obama because he is black and would let them have healthcare without jobs. My conservative family members posted it on FB with horrified comments, thinking it was real. When I pointed out that GloZell is a comic, they refused to…