Exactly, just take them to Walgreens to the show then where personal massagers, condoms, and lube are, then show them where you would pick up birth control and/or Plan B. That’s a much more informative field trip without feeling like you’re going down the rabbit hole...metaphorically speaking.

Ru is black!

Ralph Wiggum had a lot more play than that...remember when he played George Washington?

That is such a crappy dowry, and he didn’t even go through the proper channels of having the arranged marriage confirmed ahead of time.

Sure thing. I remember growing up and seeing family friends spell last names very differently (e.g., Malik vs. Mullick).

Panjabi, not Punjabi

I liked Tina’s but felt Mindy’s was a bit annoying, and I wasn’t sure I liked her nearly as much when I finished.

My mother (who is Indian) was repeatedly sexually molested by her uncle and family friends :(, and essentially taught me to distrust men initially.

A spokesman told the AP that “Judge Stacey Zimmerman ordered the 2006 offense report destroyed Thursday.” Zimmerman did not return the AP’s request for comment.

No more troll-feeding today :)

I don’t applaud my mother’s work: she HAD to become educated, HAD to work to find “a good, educated husband,” she HAD to also be a meticulous homemaker. She was overworked. My mother was not paid nearly as well as her male counterparts, even though she was 3-4x more productive. My mother likely has untreated bipolar…

Well, I’m not going to go out of my way to praise you for enjoying your hobby of baking at home and call it a triumph of feminism. It’s like you expect someone to give you a cookie for what you’re doing, when you can clearly bake them yourself. I grew up with a mother who became a physician in India in the ‘70s, a…

I be like, “Really bitch?”

That’s how much I weigh right now, and I’m having a hard time getting used to it :/

She said, “High is fuck.” In a few days, a reporter from New Zealand will show up asking whether she said it or not, Kylie will give an awkward answer after some silence, like “well...uhh...the chicken was really good, so I said ‘good af’ you know? I do school, so how can I be high too?” Voice over on show: “I was…

I wasn’t offended about maxi dresses or body commenary as much (I’m short and fat, and thus my body type was rendered invisible). This was just so lazy and unfunny, I can’t believe it got posted. Someone may say it was “edited to perfection” but it is poorly written and does seem unedited. Please don’t throw genius…

Amy Schumer, you are not :(

I did electrolysis for a long time and it did wonders for my skin, there is permanent hair reduction, not removal. It’s good for maintenance, much better than waxing, makes the hair very fine and nearly unnoticeable if it grows back hormones can fuck with this. Also, it can be done on any hair and skin type/color,…

giggled at that last question

I feel really bad for how sheltered you were/are. It must suck not to be a minority.