This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.

Fearing for your safety isn’t a good enough reason to end a life, to me. It’s way too vague; it could mean the cops were afraid they’d get cut, maybe even need some stitches, or break a bone. But that’s part of police work, you might get cut or break a bone. The only time it should be acceptable to end a life is when…

Similar thing happened with a suicidal young woman in Half Moon Bay, CA last year. Her family called in her suicidality for a wellness check, she pointed her knife at officers (as in forcefully asking them to stand back) and they shot her.

Gotta get the “toxins” out. Whatever those are ...

Two cops. One suicidal person with a knife. Forget being of some kind of help, if you can’t extricate yourself from that situation without shooting the person, it’s time for a different line of work.

... if I had skipped lunch that day, and was planning to eat leftovers for dinner.

What was the first?

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

More like, “And Rohan will poop on them.”

please tell me that what i read is a scifi??

Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

It’s like it all just fell into your lap.

He even managed to do it without her consent. A true visionary, ahead of the times!

I gave her a light pink leopard print one and she gave me the pink and black leopard print one. LOTS O’ LEOPARD PRINT

I mean, I’m pretty sure “pampered alien princess who expects worship from all interactions” is just pretty much her schtick, right? Like if you meet Larry the Cable Guy, I assume he thwaps you on the shoulder and jovially shouts something about pork rinds.

Wait - did she give you the fan that you gave her???

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

Isn’t it always the way? You’re just out there trying to buy a couch and the guy tries to give you some strange dick along with what you came for.

TL;DR: Saying someone puffing on a vaporizer looks dumb is like mocking someone who drags an oxygen tank with them to dinner. Yah, its a wierd medical thingy that I am kinda reliant on right now, and you can mock me for it, but it is making a HUGE fucking difference in my life, so fuck off.