IT’S REALLY ROUGH.

Until I have Jada Smith type money in my account, the news/internet will have to do.

Tweet Beat is all beat tweets tonight. Not blaming The Messenger, just wondering how boring of a job it must have been if these are the gems.

Kristen Bell... I get you were trying to be cute, and it was admittedly a pretty funny joke about your husband one day hopefully changing your diapers. But really. Can we not praise a father for doing caring for a child they were 50% responsible for bringing into this world? Why reward someone for doing what should be…

I mean can she really say she has high standards after choosing to do this?

Where’s Thackery Binx in all this? Most important question.

I mean I *KNOW* it was all just a joke, but I’m still disappoint. Huge crush on Thackery Binx over here, and the costumes were just so well done. I to this day cannot say the word “amok” without chanting it and bouncing about like an idiot.

I love all things Disney Orignal Movie, lifetime movie, abc family movie based OBVIOUSLY but I’d be REALLY nervous about hocus Pocus 2 being a made for TV thing.

The headline could’ve read “HALLE BERRY LOOKING BUSTED AS HELL, CAUGHT WITH TEAR TRACKS AND BLASTING ADELE,” and she’d still look better than 97% of the population.

He has already done it, twice and he didn’t get shit. This is about sexism, not racism.

“Former model and current life coach, Tanya Bardsley, is a self-proclaimed party girl, shopping enthusiast and plastic surgery lover.”

It’s like Bravo knew that I was upset Ladies of London doesn’t have more seasons and wanted to give me something to ease the pain.

Isn't that always the case?

I’d start with “Bad Idea” (artists) or “Hot Head” (firefighters).

::shruggy man emoji::

“I used to read a lot of gay fiction, but it was all by men.”

Uh, dude, I think the patient just died...

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