Yes! Bowls should be the standard dish, not plates.

Right like when people ask me where I’m from I just say the state I live in. It upsets them very much.

As a “black” I often wonder what these people would do with me. I feel like there would be a lot of attempted hair touching and sympathetic stories about ethnic nannies.

Marry down, so that your children can learn to fix things with their hands. The world has enough ponces already.

Got it. So she’d have a scarlet B for barren?

its all about where you went to school and money, well always money

I’m sad that “very-well educated” is a liability for women, apparently.

In other words: “Boring, Wealthy, Basic seeks same”?

I remember going to a party at an ivy league school once, and my roommate and I (both pretty average-looking for our school) just looked at each other, and roommate whispered in awe, “I think we’re the hottest ones here!”

I have to admit that as a very well-educated woman in her 30s, there’s an appeal to a dating marketplace where that isn’t considered a liability.

are you telling me that when my loved ones told me “all that matters is your personality” they were lying to me

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF HIM.

I’m pretty sure that he’s an Australian sheepdog who saved a faerie godmother from certain death and when she asked him how she could repay him he said, “Make me a human man.”

No, she’s a witch, and she’s in the same coven as Bianca Lawson, who has been playing a teenager for LITERALLY 20 YEARS.

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.

I mean, to clarify, this is not something I am discussing purely in the abstract, there have been actual prosecutions for rape by deception. I’m also not saying that everyone who is deceived by a sexual partner is automatically the victim of rape or sexual assault (although I do think that if you trick someone into…

With sex work you are consenting to sex within the condition that payment will be rendered for the sex act. Its sort of equivalent to consenting to sex with a condom, only to later discover that the penetrator took it off secretly. With conditional consent rescinding the conditions under which the consent was given…

“A little bit of cocaine...” are words that just don’t seem to belong in the same sentence.

Do you girls want a little bit of cocaine? Because if you are going to get high I’d rather you do it in the house.