meowshittybrowncow
meowshittybrowncow
meowshittybrowncow

525,600 minutes of renting a year!

same thing hur!

sorry, i’m an aspartame gurl

i guess i’m unrefined but that sounds awful to me

YOu ain’t comin round anymore, i found me a city girl

that’s what i was thinking but below explains it i guess.

right? i tried “munchery” and it was pretty good, and you don’t have to commit to 3 meals a day for a month. but the portions and the “amount of interesting shit in my salad” wasn’t much better than those “complete” salad bags you can buy at Safeway and toss yourself. I want whatever the kardashian salad delivery

I never realized it until recently my friends and I are pretty mean bishes- it’s fun!

I hope she marries someone with the last name Dakota or Hemishphere or Pole or South

BWAWHAHAH- BEST COMMENT. I’m just gonna start saying shit like that all the time now. “You know, we are so much alike except you are kind and funny and I am mean and spiteful.”

or maybe it’s macklemore?

same question.

probs cause i’m a horrible monster!

You’re right, it’s just weird to me I guess.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS V VALUABLE INFO? “Sources close to the family?”

a blac + a kylie = a kim

true quinn

Love your enthusiasm! My cooky nick name was stinkypinky and i wore all pink and sprayed my hair pink (i’m a gay dude if that adds to the visual) and the secret code word after round 1 was was“big red balls,” which meant you had advanced. and they called me in for another show which i also didn’t get, but my friend

i wish i had that problem. mine is always “everyone sucks and the guy i’m dating is boring and/or annoying”

no. it’s kinda like sex-just cause i say one thing is cool doesn’t mean you can kill me w/o repercussions