i wish i had that problem. mine is always “everyone sucks and the guy i’m dating is boring and/or annoying”

no. it’s kinda like sex-just cause i say one thing is cool doesn’t mean you can kill me w/o repercussions

i bet all the raspberry berets be sellin out bout now

so what happened with the kim k story?

but it’s tv so it’s fine (not). i was almost on WIPEOUT and i had to sign a 50 page document saying that if i died it wasn’t their fault, and i’m like HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!

the #bestlife #hashtag never gets old to me. too funny.

bwah!

i don’t even understand what he was going for?

same, when really he’s a pedo

i’m intrigued by her method. do you think she likes combining hawaiian and pepperoni for a nice balance? i gotta try this.

i did the same thing. rofl.

true love is real

i first read that as “fat pastry” and i’m like MMMMMM that sounds good.

but also why are here eyebrows so bad? don’t you even know about anastasia?

YOU BEAT ME TO IT! EVERYONE KNOWS KYLIE STARTED WIGS!

i love erika jayne so much

same thought. used condoms? ew.

totes. their vodka is pretty good too.

loved that article. wish you had modeled each piece tho.

i would wear it for dance class, make sure your core is in check and ribs closed (ballet musts)