THANK YOU FOR FINALLY VALIDATING MY FEELINGS.

i hope it’s not cause i love getting em. i’ll give one in return but it’s kinda a chore really( past 3 min). i guess i’m a selfish lover “\_o_/”

Hehe, we are all horny gay men- we were totally safe about it. He wanted to be eiffel towered then dp’d and slapped around.

my friend (with benefits) wanted to be DP’d- so he arranged for his friend and me to do it. it was kinda awkward but still fun. I never thought I would do that!

so passe

never murder- but stuff like spit on someone’s cupcake for my birthday w/o them knowing it. but they were mean to me so they had it coming. i was more stealth.

would donate if you make me one too

idk, i did some pretty bitchy things in first grade.

same, unclear

panty aisle?

that makes more sense

thank god i can travel safely

that last one killed me.

and maybe if she did take a pic she shouldn’t fucking send it to her COWORKERS. surprised she made it through nursing school.

Sorry, but I hate Kim.

i agree, i hate kim. there i said it.

my thoughts too. i think she just did it to get back in the public eye and now that she is, she can do other things she likes.

ahhhh that’s right. i haven’t seen it since being drunk in college so yeah

all the things

jesus