BUT THE FETUS!!!!!

hehe, nah bc i’m gay

well- you can come prove me wrong. i’m in seattle. ;)

well i guess i won’t see you there

i consider myself pretty hot, and i’m like, you’re lucky i’m even here, so no i’m not giving you a bj.

they are all gums

furthermore, who can even finish from a handjob?

i’m gay but that is why i don’t eat ass

Amen, my thoughts exactly.

roll it down a parking garage and chase it

her third boob

barf

ew

you forgot ROCK OF LOVE

yeah i just had to reread it, i was tired apparently

i like how the law works- i’m just saying i’m pretty sure this guy is a douche canoe

totes yuckie

lulz. also she looks a lot like jinkx monsoon, my drag mom

kristen’s husband seemed abusive IMO and i can’t believe heather would defend him

i did, no regrets, in fact i wanna start over