i like briefs, but i’m gay so i don’t understand straight people/underwear

L. Ron is a freak fo sho.

hopefully lighters are there too, and twenties

The ones I’ve used have a heater and dryer. I’m a gay man and they are popular among the gays bc science.

My sister accidentally sent me to a scientologist rehab (for substance abuse) and I can attest to the fact that they actually do the “feel my hands,” then you say “thank you.” It was a HORRIBLE 4 months but I saved all the books and workbooks to write a memoir/tell all thing. Also don’t get me started on what they…

and they’ve never tried it

I’d be FUCKIN PISSED

total, that shit in da middle. #101

i mean, i don’t know any of my (10) nieces and nephews middle names. but idk if it’s different for grandparents.

They are glorious and wiping with toilet paper is bad for you anus skin.

allegedly

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She had a show on E! that I watched. Was into it but it wasn’t renewed.

one might even say... trash bag.

I friggin love her ever since Drop Dead Gorgeous. Not sure why she married Charlie but at least she GOT OUT.

Whenever I read his name I always think of Lily Tomlinson and I’m like, what? But now I know cause of the google.

giving hiv to “save the relationship”

Wish i could listen and watch this clip, but I WORK FOR THE MAN and OUR COMPUTERS DONT HAVE SPEAKERS. AND I SIT 2 FEET AWAY FROM COWORKERS.

SHE DOESN’T EVEN USE WEN!

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