WOW

it’s like $250- but totes worth it. you apply at night (in my case lashes,eyebrows, and excess on my hairline) and it makes everything darker and longer and more of. It slightly irritates my eyelids but IMO worth it. You can get it at the derm and they always have some sort of special.

okay i’m obsessed mostly because she seems super funny. BITCH STOLE MY LOOK

I KNOW. I overplucked as a preteen and now they won’t get bushy like I want, but I’m using latisse on them and it seems to be working when i can remember to use it.

Totally, and I pay them what I make per hour so W. I JUST HATE CLEANING.

signed,

those fuckin slutty cats with no bonnets!!! i am outraged!

i would totally rock this suit

tracy flick is my spirit animal

it’s a learning process. i laugh too much (i know it’s a problem). But if i sedate myself enough i can totes do it well.

this when coworkers try to hug you. i’m like, i don’t want you to smell and alcohol and cigarettes on my breath. BACK OFF!

this

i’m not having disc surgery but i’m still getting someone. everyone can shit on me but IDGAF.

yeah i got flagged for my treasure trail. i’m like, that isn’t even pubic!

these are the FUCKING BEST! I AM STEALING ALL OF THEM

just get a really long leash for your nephew and drag him towards you.

bwahahahahahahaha

I played with mermaid barbies and I loved every minute of it. She was a single mother with twins!!!

probably stealing a candy bar so she doesn’t have to ask her mom for money.

same thought re: that baby. he looks like a demon.