Every time I go see a concert, I think about how incredible it must feel for that to be your job. To get to stand on a stage in front of thousands of people and sing and dance while you hear them singing and dancing along to the songs that you wrote has to be the biggest rush. I want to be Beyonce, too.
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Even FLOTUS has dreams of being Bey. Michelle Obama shared a video on Instagram where she sat down with Wale for an…
Oh well, that’s just the best angle. A ‘slap’ with a closed fist will do just fine for the vertically challenged.
This is true in the ultra-Orthodox communities to which this guy belonged, but not everywhere. I’m a fairly observant Jew (depending on who you ask; per the asshole that did this I’d be a total Godless heathen) and all the Rabbis in my community already have/would perform same sex marriages, are pro-trans rights,…
When I see the words 'Share Bag' I take it as a challenge. I'm the Ronda Rousey of confectionary.
Lol, yeah...
Straight on the side of the head.
Fucks with their sense of balance. Also hurts like a motherfucker.
I guess if you think an all-powerful murderer exists, you’ll want to avoid getting on its bad side.
I’ve always wanted to ask a murderous religious zealot why they would violate the first commandment to enforce some much more banal rule, and what their god would think of that. Morally it’s so repugnant to me as a secular humanist that I can’t even conceive of his pureile hate-crusted little heart, but even just…
you know what i bet offends residents?
I don’t like boxing or MMA, other than for their workouts. Watching people knock each other senseless makes me cringe. But, the way Ronda has spoken out against Mayweather and used her platform and celebrity to address issues impacting women, and her own athletic ability, has made me a fan. And good for her for her…
Can she start fighting men now? Like, flyweight or whatever class is one below her, and see how that goes?
That’s terrible, to think that they can’t even protest over there without being stabbed. I’m so glad I live in America sometimes.
I see where you’re coming from, but I think think many sports comparisons don’t come from a place of sexism. Like any great athlete is called ‘the Michael Jordon of ...’ Whatever sport they play. And it makes sense to include ‘female’ since sports are divided by gender.
The same way I tell myself I'm just going to have one finger of Kit Kat and save the rest till later then demolish the thing in 10 seconds flat? Best laid plans and all that!
She’s almost too dominant for the good of the sport. And you know her most powerful weapon is between her ears; woman is preternaturally aggressive.
And to add this bullshit about “Don’t be rude” and similar comments are people just telling you to calm down. Because our anger about this BS is not justified, not like their anger about Cecil. Not like their anger about feeling like they’ve been called racist or that they don’t care about Black people. That anger is…