I think you’re the only person that realized this was about dicks. Maybe it was too close to what he might actually say.

Anna, how is Big Gay both shadowy and glittery at the same time?

you know those rentboy receipts are out there somewhere.

Well if you would quit going to gay strip clubs that wouldn't happen so much. ;)

All this railing against Big Gay just tells me that Fischer prefers twinks to bears.

Valid point. It's hard for me to comprehend that people would listen to him and go "YUP! ME TOO!" but that's the state of the world...sadly it seems like those nutjobs are gaining traction.

That's some next-level shit, man. People like that are just so balls crazy I have a hard time even being offended. It's like listening to the crazy guy on the corner who yells stuff and getting offended.

Just a small list of other things this loon has said:

Like this?

Perfect example of the Gay Agenda at work:

Nah, it's everything you could ever want. A Big Gay Jewish wedding, coming in on a unicorn. All the organ player needs is "Believe" by Cher.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/98-ho…

Also, the Real Gay Agenda:

Eh, I'm with Bryan. I really hate that the Big Gay Agenda is being shoved down our throats. Everywhere I turn, the Big Gay Agenda is in my face and it's sickening.

Are you just now finding out about how conservative nuts think there's a vast conspiracy by Big Gay to turn us all gay (Obama is behind it, somehow.) This has been a thing for YEARS. Source: my conservative nut dad.

You're gonna WERK IT GURL

"Big Gay." It's perfect. This guy needs to work in branding.

They're called "Bears," Bryan.

he just mad cause he didn't make the gay kickball league.