I never thought any one would top "fuck this, and that, and that, fuck everything gif cat" but the way he turns when she says "NO!" thinks about it, shrugs, and does it anyway just kills me.

These are seriously amazing!! :D

I saw that first one on Cute Overload this morning! That cat's such a stone cold bee-yatch.

You made me sol. (snort out loud)

That first cat really knows that he/she is the boss of that house.

They're not as good as a heron surfing on a hippo, but I've been enjoying these videos of cat fuckery this week:

I can't bear to watch. Does the bird let the poor hippo up for air? How long does he hold the hippo under?

Sometimes you get tired and your friend who is the most fierce and majestically terrifying creature in all the animal kingdom is cool with towing ya

All hail Bird Jesus.

swag

We have a new gold standard for cuteness! Now I want to quit my job and become a child talent agent so I can go, "Sure, your daughter's cute, but she's not '109-year-old Australian man knitting sweaters for penguins that were injured in oil spills and also one of the sweaters has the Penguin Books logo on it' cute.…

It is? Awwwwwwww. I feel duped. I'm going to look at photos of real baby penguins now to make myself feel better.

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I always thought that penguins preferred floral shirts.

Ok, but only one is potty-trained and you won't know WHICH until they get there!

if you read all the way down, it says just the photo is fake b/c penguins are hard to pose.

Sweaters are nice, but I prefer football jerseys.

Thanks for making me feel lame about my knitting, gramps!

In addition, is there an "Adopt A Cute Little Penguin-in-a-Sweater" program? And where do I sign up for that one?

Is there an "Adopt A Cute Old Man" program? Can I sign up?