Great attitude, my friend.

My husband said it looked like she gave birth to Arnold Drummond.

I am simultaneously horrified for that woman's vagina and stupefied by those 14 lbs of cuteness. That is an adorable new born.

(I wonder if he was "over-baked", so to speak - i.e., due weeks earlier.)

He is enormous and adorable and I just put out the FUCK OFF mat on my own uterus.

Jesus! 😵😱 I think my uterus just packed up and left.

"When I felt his head come out, I knew he was bigger than 10 pounds," Ford told WFLA. "I was cussing up a storm."

Same here. Felt my lady parts wince.

Oh I just made the weirdest noise reading this. Holy shit. It hurts even to think of it.

I cannot believe that is a newborn and this lady is Wonder Woman.

Cheers! I'm a lifelong vegetarian but my kids eat meat. They can make their own choices. I explained to them where meat comes from, just so they would know. I had that talk with my oldest son when he was 8 years old. At the end of the conversation, he thought for a while, then said, "You know, I'm okay with eating…

I'm vegan and I don't give a single fuck what other people eat. Hell, I'm married to a meat eater. I hope every other vegan can stop being a preachy shit aboutit and every meat eater can STFU about bacon and cheese when they find out that I'm vegan.

Yessss please come to NY! My dream is for us to be friends so she can spill the tea on her parents and tell me what it's like to be the president's daughter. Like what are president kids allowed and not allowed to do?

dem babiezzzzz

Malia approaching college-aged makes me feel this old. Especially when I see stuff like this from the 2008 campaign:

Team Cat, we turn our eyes to you.

I kind of love this owl....can it come swoop down on the annoying joggers where I live?? Especially the ones that"need" to jog with a baby in a stroller in subfreezing temperatures...(that bothers the shit out of me....jog if you must...leave the kid with the nanny where it's warm....yes they all have nannies where I…

I feel like I should wonder how Owl_is_lost feels about this whole news story, much in the way that people seem to worry about how Adultosaur will feel about Taylor Swift.

You think you can run here? This bird doesn't give a hoot.

#teamowl