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No—he was SATED. He had enough for the day. OH MY GOD.

Yep, same coloring, except she's got bright blue eyes and a Siamese face. Her name means ocean flower.

No one saw it coming? How did no one notice he was developing the kind of psychopathy that would lead to him KILLING HIS MOTHER and SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HER CORPSE? There had to be some alarm bells somewhere.

Fuck....this kid is crazy evil.... Mark......

Mei (May) and Felix. Mei is a hybrid Himalayan-Siamese (and FLUFFY) and Felix is your standard black cat with a bit of white.

I love Max and Ruby! I will be glad to sing you the theme song if you'd like…

Nooo! I really love Max. And his bossy sister Ruby, too.

It actually makes me wish ill upon the good little girls and boys on the other side of the mountain. I just want to be all "And the stupid little engine couldn't get over the mountain and everyone died. The End".

Coincidentally the homeless population of Birdwell island is zero.

Honestly, I think it's because everything you're exposed to as a kid says "nakedness is naughty!" But it's not. It's just butts and privates.

Ah. I already had cats by then and realized they were diva assholes.

I am a children's librarian and i just want you to know that:

Exactly... And I don't know about your kids, but mine don't need any more encouragement to be assholes, it comes naturally!

In elementary school, the library was roped off into two sections: books for kindergarten through second grade, and third grade and up. I tell you this because of the Accelerated Reader program, which was a series of tests on books that checked reading comprehension. You could take the tests for points. Bigger, more

Woah.... Jesus has a fat ass on that.

So many Children's Bibles. And I would get them multiple years in a row FROM THE SAME PERSON. I mean all the stories are basically the same, but my one aunt seemed determined to get me Every. Last. One.

I recently picked up a Berenstein Bears book at a friend's house — I had fond memories of those books but it was actually really crappy. From what I can remember the plot was that Sister Bear and Mother Bear go on a strike against doing all the housework, but then the house turns into a shithole and eventually the

I just fucking hated this series. And I've never liked monkeys.

I second The Giving Tree. Depressing as crap. Does no one else realize that the tree is in an abusive relationship with the boy? (Only half kidding about this... Seriously eff that boy, he was a wretch.)