Going by his name and the lack of comment history, I'm guessing he's just an MRA.

NOOOOOO. Stupid parents. People are often telling me I'll regret what I order. I have regretted precisely once after eating this way most of my life. My stupid family ordered turkey for Christmas at a hotel, I was like fuck no I'm getting Squab, that Turkey is probably dry as fuck. They were all, but it's christmas,…

Fuzzy bike horns!

Awww..rightbackatcha!

Ah, is that why I went grey today? I thought I'd been bitten by a zombie or something.

i went to a fancy as fuck fondu place and one of the options was like, ostrich alligator and kangaroo meats.

I was thinking the same thing! The one on the right has apparently pulled that BS before.

Exactly. They aren't cute and cuddly. They are angry, vicious little fuckers.

wow who is the hottie laughing in the background haha

I like how the PETA nutjobs try to make this into a binary all the time. Like "You are either with us, or you are totally ok with factory farming!" Um no dipshits, I can think that factory farming is fucked AND think that animal rights activists are deranged idiots.

I'm 100% positive the left one's last honk translates as "Asshole."

oh god i got really upset when i first read the title, and then i clicked play and actually shrieked OH GOD, THEY *DO* SOUND LIKE PARTY HORNS!!!! and then the fight was so lackluster it delighted me even more.

Oh they sound so cute in that. But anyone who has camped in Australia will tell you that they usually sound like scary dangerous monsters. You would never guess what they really look like if you only heard their usual sound. And it is loud. They're also kinda vicious and not cuddly.

Oh god, at 0:12 my heart just melted... then the one on the right ruined it.

The one on the left looks so dignified and incredulous. Pretty sure it's trying to accept the other one's apology, except the koala on the right is making it all about themselves. Not cool.

The one on the left is killing me. His little horn honk sounds so rueful.

That one last squeak at the end killed me. Now I'm pretty sure the koala would be my patronus.

we should all argue in this manner.