I need to remember this. I always feel foolish for even bothering.

Who said that she had to be looked upon as perfect? The comments on this website sure as shit don't. And where was I highlighting any anti-black sentiment? It's usually disgust at everything she does here for whatever reason. I'm just saying that you really can't find fault with anyone STUMBLING UPON a wedding. I…

I don't like people anymore. Is there some way I can avoid all people forever?

Oh my God, they completely dehumanized her and saw her as an incubator. I hope she gets counseling and help. Hopefully she can reclaim her life and see these monsters serve real jail time.

Holy fuck.

Here you go folks, use this to cool off:

Play us the song of your people Mr. Pointy Tail Racoon!

they are called flash tattoos I belive. they are temporary and available everywhere. I had soem silvr ones over the summer. they last about as long as any temporary tattoo but they fade better. it kind of just starts to looks like glitter instead os a weird faded colour.

You all are really mad at Beyonce because she stumbled upon a fucking wedding? Really? Shit, she can't do anything right. I doubt that there was time to flee. She is freaking Beyonce. People noticed. It's funny. The people who encounter celebrities are always overjoyed but the people who read about it are always…

how dare you slander the good name of raccoon-kind! RACCOONS VS DINOSAURS IT'S ON

My youngest would disagree and probably plot your demise if he heard you say that. Him and his pandie are inseparable. Little guy will go off the deep end if he can't find him. I'm almost afraid to go to sleep if he hasn't found him by bedtime. I have this fear I'll wake up to him holding a knife to my throat…

Raccoons can be ill tempered.

Well this one can build bombs and guns from all the junk just sitting around your space ship. So I think you're on to something Mark.

the raccoon in the banner is shifty as fuck

Not crazy about the whole wedding crashing thing, but the bride (and groom?) doesn't seem to mind, so... I like Bey's stencilled gold adornments. I wonder how long they last.

I was actually looking for a flat. I bought a pair or Report flats two years ago that were perfect nude color for my complexion. Let's just say I wore the sole completely out because I loved them so. I should have bought two pairs because I never found them ever again, and believe me I looked everywhere, lol.

Already Been Chewed ;)

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