A description has never been so on the nose.

Oh, you mean you don't like it when your feet look like they are covered it band-aids.

Louboutins...never to leave the confines of my dreams.

Are there any other suggestions besides the Louboutins? I couldn't scrape enough pennies together if I tried, lol.

I have 3 bras that I bought years ago that are my exact skin tone. I stopped wearing them eons ago, and I should really throw them out, but they still sit in my lingerie drawer because I just can't get over how perfect and rare the color match is.

They also have black Imojis! It's an app which is a bit shitty but it's something:

Now if only "flesh" colored band-aids would get the memo...

Well thank you Yeezus! This has been something that has irked me for years. Having to by "nude" bras more suited for women at least 5 shades lighter than myself.

About damn time! Every time I am searching for nude, it is a white women's nude (and even those shades to fit the spectrum). I am so happy this is here. I. Must. Buy.

This bodes well for my day. Or, perhaps it's all downhill from here.

Serena is awesome. Seeing her reaction at the end, trying to grasp what she had done was the best thing?

As someone who once ate the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's, I too understand how it feels to triumph over seemingly insurmountable odds and survive.

i hit a grand slam in middle school softball once so serena and i have a lot in common. we are both top athletes.

Jason Whitlock is a racist (yes) turd. He is Vaginal Dryness incarnate.

Out of shape?

Whitlock is in such great shape.

Hmmm...I seem to remember sports commentators saying Serena was too old and too out of shape/fat/not hot enough for their boners. I'm looking at you Whitlock.

I'm dying from the squee. I hope they have a snazzy honeymoon.