Nope, not in school, hated writing papers when I was, but you keep making up cute little stories about me :) Whatever keeps you feeling safe in your weird little vacuum <3

He's gross. I mean really, really gross. Was he always like this?

Both forms of violence are terrible. The violent social system of racism/Islamophobia is terrible as is state-sanctioned gender-based violence. If you want me to say that Europe is superior, I'm sorry, it's not happening. I'm not Muslim, so I don't have much of a feel for either living on the receiving end of…

No, actually I was talking about the fact that Muslims are often subjected to intense physical violence in the form of hate crimes.

Jesus Rollerblading Christ, Franco. Get your shit together and have someone do your laundry. Lying on a skanky pillowcase isn't "artsy" or "quirky." It's just nasty.

Because Europe does such an awesome job treating Muslim women with respect...

She should have sprayed him with cold water, as she would a puppy humping her leg.

Kat Dennings's cat's silent meow just about killed me. Too cute!

Ugh Lenny Kravitz is too hot...

Something, something, chewed gum, something, spitting in a glass of water, something.

The violence starts with the young men. The old men just point them in the direction they want.

How is that cyber bullying? Rihanna retweeted a picture that had been going around twitter already.

What in the holy hell white male entitlement?! He thinks he can summon Rihanna and she will run to his table to meet his girlfriend? Typical! Glad she dissed him as she should.

Fuck off, fella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.

Oh Kellan Lutz, you marshmallow fiend, come sit on Grand-uncles knee.

you know when you're out celebrating something good and you are in that zone where you're buzzed and feel the absolute BEST you have ever felt in your life? I wonder if that's how Rihanna feels all the time

Oh, Charlie. You stupid little narcissist.

I love you Rihanna. I LOVE YOU.

this guy is so disgusting and looks like he smells. Why does anyone think he's cute?! Yuck.

I get it, Franco. You're putting an "edgy" spill on the selfie - depicting malaise and mediocrity instead of false happiness and fitness. Now go write another terrible piece for the New York Times "arts" page justifying your narcissism.