Yeah, they wanna serve to maintain the status quo of more brainless white idiots serving the public.*

*serving themselves

Right, like that’s the bar here. What are you complaining about? You can vote. You can drive. You can get a job. Stop whining! But the second I bring up maternal mortality rates (way worse for women of color), or no paid parental leave, etc., it’s “You know, in some places, women can’t do x.” 

They made their world debut Thursday morning on Fox and Friends, promising to combat the “Socialist Squad” and make the Republican party relevant for younger voters.

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t…

Is he friends with R Kelly?

Yup, glad I’m not the only one who sees it!

AMEN!

So that’s the name of this repulsive coat/jacket I keep seeing everywhere. I was calling it a stuffed animal or Muppet coat. It’s like the Gen Z version of the Starter jacket.

My brain got confused when I saw her on screen because my eyes told me “Richard Simmons?!” and my ears told me “Amy Sedaris!!!”

Kelly’s lawyer Steven Greenberg maintains his client had “no idea” of Aaliyah’s age when the two got married. 

How many zeros after the decimal before safety feels guaranteed—in an Uber and in the world at large?

it’s only a flour tortilla you can wrap your meat in!

I’m amazed that only his perineum got burnt. What about the other bits? Doesn’t he have a couple infinity stones down there?

lol, the Curb music gets me every time it’s used appropriately.

This makes me think of the Brock Turner case. Jesus.

“lesson learned” - oh Jesus. She’s not even sorry, but I’m sure she’s pleased with the influx of traffic to her Twitter account now.

Was the robot’s name HAL 9000?

What in the Jordan Peterson?

The power of a simple walk is very real, and extremely necessary if you hate your job because it gives you a great excuse to get out of the office for 15-20 minutes in the name of “sparking my creativity” or “revving up post-lunch.”

This shit is literally the same defense TERFs use when other feminists don’t support their position. “But women have to stick together” is the worst idea when applied across the board. I should be free to support any writer I like, and free to dislike anyone’s work regardless of the author’s gender. Jennifer Weiner,…