When I saw ads and a quick clip from this show all I could think was “Why? It’s like Girls, but she has a kid? PASS.”

LOL, I didn’t infer anything, you inferred that I wasn’t aware that keto is a high fat diet simply because I said one can eat a ton of veggies doing a low carb diet...I think you need to look up the word “infer” before you use it incorrectly for next time.

Bendall hit several hot spots in South Jersey. First, they pair were spotted at the Best Buy—not just any Best Buy, but the Wegman’s shopping center at the location of the old racetrack..

You know, it really puts things in perspective when Ivanka Trump’s insufficient childcare plan costs $1 billion and Jeff Bezos’ net worth is ~$134 billion. Jeff Bezos could literally fund Elizabeth Warren’s plan and have a shit ton left over.

Came here to say the same!

Where did I say it wasn’t? 

#profitingofffeminism

Why is this so DAMN FUNNY? He totally misspoke, which he’s done a bunch, but I am giggling like I did when John Travolta called Idina Menzel “Adele Dazeem.”

Yo, simmer down here a bit. “Telling” in this context is used to mean INDICATIVE OF. I said the interview proves his guilt. I did not necessarily say what he is guilty OF, because at this point everyone knows the story and can piece together what that might mean. You’re being argumentative without reason.

nope, sorry to disappoint! But let’s make sure “FOAD” lives on! 

As a result, he stepped down from his co-hosting gig on ABC’s The Chew, day to day operations at the B&B Hospitality Group, and released a public apology which, in his newsletter, which also included a cinnamon bun recipe.

haha, touche!

lolololol okay. making himself out to be the victim here is VERY telling of his guilt but nice try!

Meanwhile, Self Made Billionaire™ Kylie Jenner claims “people don’t understand what good hair and makeup and like, fillers, can really do” when defending her looks. And honestly, she’s right!

Speaking a password in Parseltongue is a good barrier to access them, though!

First question I had when he said that.

I just watched 2 clips from this and when Gayle said “aren’t you playing the victim?” I was like YES GAYLE, YESS! THANK YOU!

“I was given directives, part of which I could follow but part of which I could not, and that was handing them over to the trustees,” he said. “I moved them elsewhere on campus where they could not be released. It’s the only time I ever moved an alumnus’s records.”

I’m your candidate! I speak Swedish! I lived in Sweden! Jag vill ha katter på tågstationen för alla barnen och ett bageri med kakor, bröd, vin och öl: en kattkafé!

If I can buy shit to knock out my cat for 5 hours, why the hell are people not doing the same for overseas flights? Buy some damn Benadryl.