UMMM NOOOOO. That definitely seems like the parent’s fault. Who the hell lets their kid sit on top of the seats? 8 hours of screaming? NO

I dunno if I’d want to be haunted by Catherine there!

Olives and avocados are both fruits, and yeah you can eat a ton of veggies doing a low carb diet. I have giant salads every day.

My great aunt and I were discussing presidential contenders in 2020 and I said “NOT Joe Biden, he’s like that creepy uncle you wouldn’t want to leave alone with teenage girls.” He grabs women in a gross way.

Be Best is a three tier program that tackles childhood wellbeing, online safety, and opioid abuse, but actually does not do any of those things! (Also, opioid abuse seems pretty tacked on there, but no matter.)

I fucking hate dealing with insurance companies. Last year I got an IUD and my doctors appealed the denial and won, thankfully. Earlier this year, realizing I wouldn’t have insurance, I went on the state exchange and got a plan, but it’s $450 a month, which is supposed to be “affordable” for my yearly take home pay,…

$250k? what the fuck? No way does it cost the same as a moderately priced house in a sensible suburb for that shit. WOW.

When I say conman, I’m talking about a man who declares himself brilliant but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges, and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores.

It’s like hipster Quaker Oats guy hat.

I agree with you 100%. Cannot star this enough!

I hate this whole “you make sacrifices of vanity to have a baby” stuff. This campaign plays to people’s insecurities and it’s stupid and sexist. Having a baby is a crazy, wild, and yes, natural thing (c-section or vaginal birth, I’d argue). Like you say:

I’m not saying they didn’t give good performances. I’m saying the vehicle shouldn’t be a white savior bullshit story.

As a longtime Frida fan, I was excited to see the exhibition at the Brooklyn Museum the night before it opened, and was very happy that they mentioned her politics and her background pretty prominently instead of just a few casual mentions. Thankfully, Madonna did not play Frida in a film; I think she is the absolute…

Green Book steals the name of a book created by an African American man literally as a survival technique and uses it to tell a story about a white man generously coming to see a black man as his equal and thereby magicking away the problem of centuries of institutional racism.

this put me on high alert too. Who the fuck craves Subway at 2am?

oh, I know that shit is everywhere. I’ve lived in Texas, where in high school I overheard a guy make a black uncle joke and I told him if I heard that crap again I’d kick his ass. There were also people who drove to school with confederate flags plastered all over their cars, like decals and flags and license plate…

well, obviously. nobody is debating that.

lol, I AM a monster!

I’m from Minneapolis and god damn, no one wants to go out at that time of night for food. Chicago is way windier so that’s a definite hell no.

Intermittent fasting can be done in a healthy way, and so can eating a low carb diet. If he’s only eating animal products and no fresh produce like leafy greens, berries, and complex carbohydrates, then he’s doing it wrong. Most people I know doing intermittent fasting fast for 16 hours and have an 8 hour meal window,…