Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever had a woman try to write a paper agruging against abortion rights in my class. But the men frequently do. It’s always the young men.

My experience has told me repeatedly not to trust most men, especially white guys. This whole interview reminds me that, every time, white men are believed over everyone else. White men are the victims (“Fuck Gillette!!”), everyone else is out to get them, etc. I’m white and I’m so tired of toxic whiteness.

Screw lazy men. I’ve written comments before about how I got dumped for fixing a toilet, painting the bathroom, and installing a new garbage disposal. I don’t plan on having kids because I’m convinced a great many men want to be catered to like a prince, and I’m no one’s servant. I’m tired of putting a lot into a…

I’m 5'3" and have always been 145 lbs or bigger (currently in the 170s) and I wear an 8, 10, or sometimes 12. I’ve never fit into a 16 or 18. I can’t even wear a 14 in most brands. I guess the average woman has less muscle mass than me because I walk a ton, lift weights, and am pretty active.

Also a 30s professional woman. I’m a clotheshorse, and I’ve been learning how to edit my closet. It SUCKS.

So, someone’s doing this price:

Maybe he knew Brett Kavanaugh!

All he’s missing is a newsboy cap and he’ll look like a member of an AC/DC tribute band fronted by 12 years olds a la School of Rock.

Depeche Mode did that and so did Queens of the Stone Age--they had presales in waves, and you were able to sign up early if you bought their new album. I thought that worked extremely well.

I AM SO PISSED ABOUT THIS. I’ve been waiting a looong time to see them, like nearly 20 years. Fuck scalpers and fuck bots. I don’t even think you can buy tickets at the venue. ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT.

Good fucking riddance.

Bless Dr. Pimple Popper, the only positive person who disgusts and awes me at the same time. The negative person is Trump.

Harassment begets harassment? WTF is going on at Mariah Carey HQ?

My parents live in Kentucky and my mom had to liaise with Mitch McConnell for work purposes, so she met him. I asked if he really looks like a turtle. “Oh, absolutely,” she told me.

lolllll how do you know I’m not? JFC these assumptions are hilarious. Are you in the comedy business? You make me laugh.

Well, Mariah can’t get out of this one by saying “I don’t know her.” Her former assistant was peed on? Did Bulochnikov get that idea from R Kelly?

That should’ve totally been part of the interview!

lmaooooo! “dark comedian” meaning what, he makes jokes about kids who survived a high school shooting and that’s supposed to be funny? What he said about the Parkland kids wasn’t funny...and I find a lot of dark comedians funny. I’ve heard a lot of Louis CK’s stand up before he sabotaged his own career, and yeah, it…

Andy Kaufman may not have been out there to get a laugh, but that’s exactly what happened. If he got up there and no one clapped or laughed, you think we’d be talking about him now?

I joke about lots of terrible shit that happened to me as well, and I completely agree that Louis CK doesn’t understand “when you cause…

lol, not even the same fucking thing. You don’t need any type of degree to be a comedian or make jokes, but you sure as hell need some kind of engineering, physics, or chemistry degree to work for NASA...

How do you know I’m not a comedian? Are comedians the only ones who decide what’s funny?