Every time I see Terry Bradshaw I remember the story my sister told me about his daughter in middle school and why she had to transfer schools. bahahaha it was BAD, and apparently it involved a dog and peanut butter.

In an attempt to one-up his detractors while creating a narrative through-line for a career spent telling dick jokes, CK asserted “The whole point of comedy is to say things that you shouldn’t say. That’s the entire point.”

That’s the same monthly premium for me. Also early 30s and healthy.

I had to sign up for health insurance in NY, and my deductible is $4,000 and my premium is $450. I don’t think I paid $450 last year for any health-related visits. I don’t smoke and am healthy. When I got on the exchange in Maryland a few years ago, I was paying $160, but I was also under 30 so I could get one of the…

And as soon as Trump leaves office, they’re all going to pretend like it never happened and go on to bitching about the deficit and we’ll all have to pretend to believe them.

he does care if 51% of SC republican primary voters that are farther to his right think he’s a “deviant homosexual”

Graham’s tactic is basically “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,” which honestly is so simple and genius that it might even ensure he doesn’t get elected again, pending the Mueller investigation and the GOP’s public image in general.

“feather’s throw” about sums it up. You know, live, love, laugh.

I worked with a guy who went to Liberty University and thought he was kind of weird. He was in his 30s and had really bad cystic acne and rosacea and had poor social skills. I found him on Facebook and his profile had a TON of pro-Trump, anti-BLM, etc. bullshit.

haaahahaha, of course he did this. OF COURSE. This shit is why my avatar is what it is.

I went to the popup shop and they don’t make my size for tops so I was very disappointed. I’m not plus size, I just have a lot on top. Where’s the love?

It’s almost like he’s saying, “Sounds like you are really benefiting from this ‘abuse,’ what with the awards and recognition that put you in the spotlight...”

WAH WAH! No one feels bad for you, Les.

Right, is there something he knows that we don’t? 

“There are a lot of people who are touched by this, survivors who haven’t been in the spotlight,” Engler recently told the editorial board of The Detroit News. “In some ways they have been able to deal with this better than the ones who’ve been in the spotlight who are still enjoying that moment at times, you know,…

That’s the Lord’s work right there.

My coworker there loved shoes and every time we got a shipment in, she’d get first pick. Whenever it was Jessica Simpson shoes she’d sigh in disappointment: “UGHHHH....not JESSICA SIMPSON.”

I’m not crapping on their celebration. If someone else was having my kid and I didn’t have to go through pregnancy I’d be damn happy too.

The self-importance she espouses is particularly nauseating!