Someone should do that for Trump’s Twitter account and call it Diary of a Madman.

presumably skipping over the $100,000 book advance she was given for a memoir based on her Instagram, the very same she ended up not writing.

“Nordstrom Rack shoe designer” - and those shoes are NOT comfortable. They weren’t comfortable when I worked for Nordstrom Rack and had to put stickers on them. Those are the shoes you buy for someone’s wedding because they’re on clearance and then they get Marie Kondo’d.

Mike Pence is like “aw, shoot.”

“I gotta go before I blow a gasket!” made me giggle. Why the hell is that in the trailer?!

This trailer offers no plot and it’s like everyone in it signed up to do the film by a show of hands: “Who doesn’t like abortion? Who wants to make a movie about it?”

He didn’t reply for a while and then said “I was only kidding about the White Guy Club meeting up to boycott Gillette.” LOL, OKAY. He was totally serious about taking his sweet time calling up Gillette to piss and moan about his manhood being attacked though.

This may not have a pine scent to it, but the description reads, “Timber with Sandalwood smells fresh like a forest or a lumberjack before he jacks all that lumber.” 

Men need to be better at recognizing their emotions for what they are because I’m sick to death of doing it for them.

Right. I’m calling it the Brett Kavanaugh Reply®.

LMFAO the power struggle isn’t emotional. You don’t think white people had power that they used to enslave others? You might want to read up on that. 

It’s not the length of time that he needs to stay away, it’s more the fact that he’s not remorseful. People who aren’t remorseful don’t care about whether or not something is wrong; they only care about if it met their needs. If people want to pay to hear his material, cool, whatever. But it won’t ever be like it was…

That was my thought too. “Trump’s gonna give them diarrhea!”

I just finished a cantankerous debate about this blasted ad with a guy who voted for Trump, and he said “white guys are tired of being told we’re stupid in ads!” I asked what ads because all the ones I see are like, BUY THIS GIANT TRUCK TO SHOW YOU HAVE BALLS, GRRRR! BUY THIS DEODORANT THAT SMELLS LIKE A SEXY PINE…

I think it was mostly because it was the weekend, but daaaaamn there were a ton of people there. I went to the one in Greenpoint.

From what I’ve read, many are opposed to the “feminization” of society. Anything other than brusque (and toxic) masculinity frightens them. IMHO it’s the classic dichotomy of man vs woman, good vs evil. They might not specifically say it but I think they view women negatively, most of the time, unless women are doing…

Yeah, I read about that! I bet she was a fun and quirky lady!

I went to Beacon’s Closet on Sunday afternoon and overheard a conversation between two people leaving the fitting rooms: “It’s because of Marie Kondo, that lady who has a cleaning show on Netflix.” One employee told a customer who brought in a bag of clothes to sell that the wait time was three hours. I am waiting to…

Carol Channing seemed like a cool older aunt who’d buy you booze and smoke joints with you. RIP, you crazy lady.

It’s not a comparison of the gravity of the crimes committed, it’s an analysis of the entertainment industry that allows this type of sexual abuse and harassment to be swept under the rug because these guys are big stars who earn lots of money.