The discussion and analysis of people who commit sexual harassment and abuse doesn’t necessarily mean they are equal crimes.

LOL; still wrong. Thanks for playing. 

*capital

I lived in DC for a while and statehood is a BIG DEAL there. HAVE YOU SEEN THE LICENSE PLATES?

Like Mitch McConnell’s wife...

It’s because they don’t shy away from all those good chemicals! Only hussies use birth control, drink at parties, and lure men into raping them!

Yeah, like those Norwegians!

Same here. I was like, but he’s the best Chris! And now I’m like, no more Chrises for me. My ex’s name was Chris. I suppose I’ll side with Chris Evans now.

oh god oh god I’M CRINGING!

“SPECIAL COUNTRY, SPECIAL PLACE!”

Yeah, real special when you’re hammering on with the longest government shutdown in history and people can’t afford to pay their rent or mortgage, yet a wall is supposed to be their safety net. *eyeroll of the year*

You have to look at the sunny side of things.

Update (4 p.m.): According to People, Kelly’s lawyer Steve Greenberg has called Kelly’s accusers “disgruntled” in an interview with the Associated Press, and described Surviving R. Kelly as “trash TV,” along with seemingly accusing producers of encouraging interviewees to lie: “Some producer went running around and…

He was always pretending to other people that he wasn’t interested in me. If you don’t want to be seen with me in public, fuck off. 

Just tried this after cursing a bunch when two glasses wouldn’t come apart...I waited maybe 20 seconds or so and it worked. Thank you!

I got one a year ago, and it was a link to a porn video accompanied by “thought you’d like this.” I asked why and he replied, “it reminds me of u.” I hadn’t heard from this guy in over 6 months and I haven’t slept with him since 2012.

Yup. The “think of their kids” argument is fucking stupid. People say the same thing about spouses. And that’s precisely why these guys think all they gotta do to get back in people’s good graces is stay out of the spotlight for a year. They’re like, now I can come back scot-free! They’re only thinking about…

...if nothing else, care about his daughters. If nothing else, if you can find no compassion for him, which I think you should, think about how his daughters, who hear all of this stuff, feel.

There, he co-authored a blog post arguing that using a condoms and birth control “works against the health and well-being of women,” and that a condom, specifically, “robs a woman” of the “remarkable chemicals” that are found in semen.

A) I think you’ve keyed in far too hard on the ham thing. The line was essentially “Did you know that while you were [engaging in your Winter solstice gatherings and traditions]....” Do you write this same screed on behalf of the poor or public transit-users when a writer says “you know when you’re in your car…

I’ve found that Facebook Marketplace works very well to get rid of furniture. There’s no fees to list anything and it’s local, plus you can see user pictures and profiles to weed out the weirdos.