I always thought this skit was why the lead shark’s name in Finding Nemo was Bruce.

I’ve seen people watching it in vans with DVD players, so where there’s a will (and ability to), there’s someone doing it

hahaha. I’m remembering those “My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor” stickers now.

So, if they didn’t set up pipes at Hogwarts until the 18th century, is that the approximate time the basilisk was able to move about the castle via the pipes as detailed in the Chamber of Secrets, which is only accessible via the prefect’s bathroom? I thought it had been there for a long time, and apparently nobody…

I have to disagree with your first claim there. Very religious men might campaign against it, and talk about how terrible it is, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t want it in some way. They just find creative ways to hide their addiction like everyone else does.

I’m not confusing anything. I said “this is the kind of crap a lot of men will do”—picking something that people have previously called out as violent to women and then using it to champion other shit, like the guy who started a feminist company but really wasn’t a feminist. Guys like that do things like this to make…

Well sure, but why wait to get back to your dorm room when you can watch it on your phone with headphones in the back of a classroom?

I think that’s close to cuck, snowflake, et al.

I remember the days of dial up! I don’t miss that 14.4 connection or the noisy modem noise. I remember in the late 90s when my dad (being a software engineer and computer dude) got DSL and my friend down the street was still on 56K. She said trying to load AO(hel)L nearly made the whole computer crash because it was…

lmao, that’s exactly my point.

Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that this is the kind of crap a lot of men will do under the guise of “I’m a male feminist”?

When I started college (oh god, 15 years ago?!?!) there wasn’t any WiFi on my college campus. You had to plug your machine into the wall with an ethernet cable. Plenty of people still used…

“We can say that our patients and clients health and safety is our #1 priority and that we always cooperate, when asked by any agency, in an open and transparent way,” the statement reads.

I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey in the original 35mm projection and was like, wow, I’m glad I waited to see this on a giant ass screen, because if I’d watched this at home I would’ve fallen asleep. The theatre even had an intermission so I could get up to go pee, too.

Wow, what a feat! I made my own account to track all the films I’ve seen and what do you know, there’s a bunch on your list that I know for sure I haven’t seen, but have been meaning to see for a long time (like 10+ years). Thank you for this enormous undertaking!

haha. My first thought was, is R. Kelly the Donald Trump of the music industry? 

I fully admit to using “buddy,” “bro,” “lady,” “girl,” “dude,” et al at the end of sentences to emphasize my sarcasm, and most of the time they are intentionally negative (though sometimes they lean towards being more funny than negative, and of course there’s the negatively funny ones). 

I do like him. We have a Joe Scarborough/Mika Brzezinski thing going on and it’s batshit. I’m gonna have to save myself from this fire.

I’m sorry it makes ME laugh so much too.

I don’t want to give birth anywhere,
in a hospital, in a car, or in the air.
I don’t want to give birth on a plane,
on a bike, on a scooter, or on a train.
I don’t want to give birth while I face
floating aimlessly through deep space.

JUST. NO.

I’ve been doing low carb/modified keto for a while and it’s fairly easy to make Chipotle work for keto diets without making specifically named bowls. I always get a steak salad with tomato salsa, cheese, guacamole, and sour cream. One of my weightlifter friends went to Chipotle all the time because she could…