He real mad that this “fat” and “ugly” former user of OkCupid agreed with someone else’s assertion that she’s attractive. You can’t make this shit up!

And, the guys messaged me anyway. Not my fault there.

Note, I also said “When I was on OkCupid.” Meaning, it was in the past. I fully take responsibility for not being super nice at the time, so I don’t know what your problem is, buddy.

I think it can go both ways--I mean, he really can’t win so much, can he? He shows up, the paparazzi are there waiting; he doesn’t go, he gets lambasted anyway.

I didn’t go to my ten year reunion because I figured, what’s the point? I’ve caught up with people on Facebook for the most part, and Google makes it easy to snoop on people you loved to hate in high school.

Because he’s saying “I’m afraid of negative publicity.” His celebrity has everything to do with the negative publicity and it affords him certain privileges.

Spacey’s reasoning for skipping his court date was, according to an affidavit, “that this court excuse my physical presence at the arraignment as I reside out-of-state and believe that my presence will amplify the negative publicity already generated in connection with this case.”

LOL. Yup, that’s it. I’m the fattest, most ugly troll OkCupid ever saw. You have a happy new year, okay?

“Sexy female turds”--words I never thought would be written anywhere, for any reason at all.

wow, that joke writes itself! “I fixed a toilet and got dumped.” I’m sorr that happened to you. Toilet fixers unite!

Thanks. Both my parents were like, he’s not the guy for you if he finds it problematic that you fix things.

LOL, riding the assumption train, are you?

I think you should crawl back into your hole.

HAHA, of course Olivia did this. I have admired her since she was on Peep Show. 

That’s exactly what I don’t get about the zero-sum game mentality. If I fix a leaky toilet, everyone wins. He didn’t have to call someone to come out and fix it (and pay way more money), I didn’t ask him to reimburse me, we have one more toilet to use in the condo, it looks better and will save him money down the road…

I had a Tumblr for screenshots of the messages I received and my replies for a while until it got too depressing. I was admittedly not nice and had a list of “don’t message me ifs,” which of course just garnered more messages from the men I was trying to avoid, telling me that I was a bitch, or had a loose vagina…

It’s not so bad if you work for a large contractor, but if you’re there on an ad hoc basis, then it completely blows. Never again!

When I was on OkCupid (which I call “OkStupid”), I used to get messages like that:

For men, interactions with women are a zero-sum game. If she wins, he loses. He doesn’t want to be a loser, so in every encounter she has to lose in order to reaffirm his manhood.

This is still a big middle finger to anyone who does contracting work for any government agency, because you’re technically not an employee but you work for the agency. I did that for two years in DC.

bahaha, totally!

And apparently the Koch brothers praised her. Interesting.