Microsoft is now considering suing you for slander.

She's bisexual - I think that should be noted.

Ashley, reacting to your Photoshopping.

UM THAT IS CRAZY SWEET.

It's called life insurance. And for that matter, we split the bills based on percentage of pay. Since he makes about 20% more than I do, he pays 20% more of the bills. It all ends up fair.

"God, it never even occurred to us that someone might think we reinforce conventional beauty standards and perpetuate racism and classism! I'm shocked that anyone would make such an accusation, when we've worked so hard to foster global equality."

Black Tar level bullshit. Bullshit like that needs to go through several weeks full of purification to be at the standard that a luxury publication like Elle demands.

*clutches pearls* The notion that we would try to hide Kaling's shape or ethnicity is counter to everything we believe in.

Hmm, good question. I don't really define introverts/extroverts by their ability or inability to be around others — I have no problem with crowds, and I feed off the energy of cities.

Did you read my part about email management? I hardly read anything that comes through that account — years worth of junk. My work account is at zero, though!

Being married doesnt mean you suddenly have lifetime memberships at Club Borg. You can have separate accounts and not have it mean anything at all. Communication, trust and openness (i.e. talk about money and allow each other access to the accounts) is all that is required for the financial part of marriage and come…

We are both responsible adults so pretty much the worst debt we get into is 1k or so on a credit card. That's where the pinch comes in I was talking about, we don't bail each other out. Of course, neither of us goes into debt because we are intelligent people who don't buy things we can't afford. When we bought a car,…

I've linked this before on a Downton Abbey story, but for anyone who hasn't seen it, here is the amazing BBC Comic Relief 'Downton Abbey' skit from 2011, starring Simon Callow as Julian Fellowes and Jennifer Saunders as Maggie Smith, Kim Cattrall as Elizabeth McGovern, and Joanna Lumley bravely not minding that she's…

Don't merge accounts.

OH GOD BOOBS. BOOBS BEING USED FOR THEIR BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION! BOOBS NOT BEING USED AS EROTIC PROPS FOR MENFOLK?!!!

Straight up between this, Jonathan Ferrell and the murdered women in Jennings... I just can't right now.

FUCK THE PO-LICE.

This is why people don't trust law enforcement.

And weirdly, the most surprising thing about this is not that a black woman was abused by police officers, but that it didn't take place in Florida.