HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

GUYS... This is almost exactly the same fucking story from 2004-2005 at UVA:

What the fuck is this shit:

Some real Profiles In Courage shit right there.

"I don't know that it would," Eramo responds. "Because I don't believe that they think they'll get caught."

Yes, and I love how they have taken the very groundbreaking step of suspending all fraternities..until after vacation.

Wait. Are you telling me the police in Ferguson are lying and covering things up with more lying lies?! I find this very hard to believe.

More and more, I feel it's important to completely replace most of the Ferguson police department, not just their leaders. The KKK connections. The lying. The fact that this officer had a history of problems. The lack of oversight. I know it's really a problem across the country, but we need to start somewhere. Why…

I wish I could say I was surprised. This is the same department that never even filed the official report in the first place; the St. Louis department had to do it for them, oh, eleven days after the shooting.

It's absolutely disgusting that victims of violent crime have to raise money to get their medical bills covered.

I'm usually Team Dog but, I'm totally Team Cat on this one.

His cat's name is Babycakes. Babycakes is not to be trifled with.

That cat is the best cat to ever have catted.

"Hey I wanna penetrate your girl!"

"I shall avenge you!"

And people argue that immigrants from Central America should immediately be deported instead of being allowed to seek amnesty. The violence is real in these countries, and we are to blame for much of it.

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

Good for John Hodgman. Fuck Uber. They've made San Francisco extra intolerable right now. Ashton Kutcher, sit down and shut the fuck up.