When I walk by the Jezebel writers in the office they throw trash at me :( :( :( I am kidding of course because they are wonderful. (Jezebel doesn't hate men, they hate inequality.)

Cultural appropriation. Make it stop.

That seems like a perfectly reasonable solution.

Obviously the answer is to remove the eyes of every baby boy born with eyes. It seems they can't handle the images that come through their eyes, so we should remove them. /sarcasm

I'm pretty confident that I would have wanted to punch it had I encountered this face at a college party and heard the face spouting pseudo-political trustafarian nonsense.

Textbook demon face.

"His classic all-American style is contrasted by his dreadlocks, making him a face to watch this season."

And the Xanax filled Stepford wives that nod their helmet haired heads at everything they say.

I love these articles because they make me feel so optimistic. The GOP is committing slow suicide by continuing to alienate women, gays, minorities, young voters, blacks, latinos—basically everyone who isn't an old white man.

Ugh, the excess of the rich.

These look like giant Triscuits.

Kids can be such jerks.

Can we abolish the word 'princess' as a compliment to little girls, already? Holy shit.

This a million percent.

Also Liberty Ross has been a successful model for much longer than she's been married. In fact, she was the bread winner when she and Sanders moved to LA, because previous to Huntsmen he had been working only in advertising and kinda gave that up while trying to make the next step to feature films. I'd be so pissed if…

"Rich guy drives expensive car cross-country faster then any other rich guy".

Hey, this shouldn't be necessary to point out: being racist as a public figure is way, way worse than calling people intentionally oblique names as a public figure. Even if you argue that I hold as much sway as Ireland Baldwin — thanks for the compliment — I basically yelled at her. Yes, I used mean words — mean words…

Yeah, but she's not being disadvantaged by being brown, which differs distinctly from the experiences of most brown people in American media.

Oh I'm sure there are plenty of Indian models out there. You'll just be hard pressed to find many walking mainstream designers' runways since melanin is inexplicably verboten in those circles.

You know what is happening here, don't you? Robin Thicke is on his third reinvention of Robin Thicke. He originally came out as a talented, hipster with long hair and good pipes, singing stripped down R&B. Never made it beyond the video countdown on VH1. Thicke then comes out as a soulful crooner with his love song to…