You're not alone. Did the same thing. I do have a fever though.

I’m having a rough day. I read the headline and story and was like “Ok, but where does the ASL part of this... oh wait. Sign a document. Not sign language.”

There’s no perfect anything. People will always be judgmental twats.

My favorite single from her album, 1589, is definitely Welcome to New Yorick. Shake it Out, Damned Spot takes a close second.

He compares the exercise of working through 1989’s songs to “being in Ghostbusters or something, and then all of a sudden I have to go do Shakespeare”. As in, his material is the goofy franchise, hers is the oeuvre of the greatest writer that ever lived. It’s possibly an overgenerous analogy.

I love how Jobs refers to it as “iPod” and not “the” or “an iPod”. It’s like it’s an amorphous, intangible thing.

“The iPod requires me to change my lifestyle to meet it’s needs...”

To be fair, this is not a bad summary of Apple’s marketing strategy: Create a thing that nobody thinks they need. Convince people that they need it. Repeat.

It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

No wonder women are feared!

OBs around the world rejoice for never being on call in the middle of the night anymore!

Do you think he sings a little song in his head when Joe is talking for too long/what do you think that little song is

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Let me get this straight: The woman who’s been the victim of many pranks by some asshole, not only still stays with him, but also doesn’t figure something is up when there are 3 or 4 cameras filming a casual test drive of an ATV?