This is the most WASP thing since The Great Gatsby.

Sounds like instant diarrhea

So by his logic, can I get off scott free if it only takes me 10 minutes (or less) to beat the ever loving shit out of this motherfucker and/or his son?

Happy-go-fuck yourself, sir.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Internal clangs are farts

“It feels like you can be gay, straight, bisexual, trans and be accepted,” says Tom. “All I want is for the pup community to be accepted in the same way. We’re not trying to cause grief to the public, or cause grief to relationships. We’re just the same as any other person on the high street.”

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Don’t have sex with your students” seems like a really easy rule not to break. And yet...

He talked about emotional “ups and downs” and having his life “torn apart” in the media.

I kind of wish 100% of teachers would just go on strike for a month. Maybe then people will stop holding them to such impossible standards and learn to appreciate how they have to put up with other people’s shitty kids all day long.