But like, so do half my friends. Sooooo....

There is a $550,000 difference between losing in the finals and quarter finals.

She is way too fucking good for TBS. Congrats, TBS.

I think Aasif’s been gone for a while.

If Jessica Williams goes, I might be out.

Everything is terrible

End of an era. When Jones left I got a bit nostalgic but I teared up a little last night. I hope Aasif Mandvi and Jessica Williams do stay, we should still have someone from Stewart’s era reporting.

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

she is tough as nails but I do love her lace doily collar.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

About 2/3rds of the country thinks the Patriots cheat. And about 2/3rds of the country think the Patriots will win the Super Bowl.

that's connecticut

California's the best. Beer, wine, liquor, all in the grocery store, available 24-7. When I lived out there, I would sometimes grocery shop at two in the morning on a Sunday, and buy a bottle of wine or two. You won't believe this, but yes, I was a bachelor at the time.

I think some of this can be attributed to outdoor performance. She does well enough until around 1:43.

Still better than a lot of other people have done.

Not defending Floyd but heres the drop he was reading:

Unfortunately, this probably means that Austin 3:16 will never be added to the Bible.

And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold is a level-headed person who thinks in logical terms.

It sounds more like this will be a movie in three *acts*, not three scenes. There's a big difference between the two. Each act will almost certainly contain multiple scenes.