I don’t need people to guess my boob size or be able to gage how much Rockstar-related bloat I’m smuggling.

I dunno, given that the heat index is going to be somewhere between 105 and 110 tomorrow, I have to say that I really love the idea of a dress that just lightly sits on my shoulders and touches no other part of my body. Some of these are even kind of cute. I said it.

I would wear all of these. I have birthed two children and have not made time to exercise ok. STOP JUDGING ME!

You can pry my black boxy linen dress from my cold dead hands. It’s the only thing that’s keeping me sane while walking to work in 90-degree heat.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

I am sorry to anyone who may have felt victimized by this post

No. This needs to be a public disaster.

why do my clothes have to be “flattering?”

yep pretty violent

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles