Ummm... I’m guessing you didn’t watch the video?

You need to get your eyes checked

This was easily the most predictable rule change to see coming.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

He won’t roast, but will break it “gently.”

Holy shit. I can’t wait to see Simmons ROAST Jonah on his hit TV show.

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

Brandon Inge sucks. Still see his jersey at games & I just assume they are from downriver b/c I like to make generalities like that...I guess now I could change from ‘must be from downriver’ to ‘probably lives in macomb county’

Best bet is to keep your head down until the NHL playoffs start.

Reddit is a bad website because it is ugly, counter intuitive and a general pain in the ass to use.

Get off my ice you little wankers!

Porkchop sandwiches!

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+1 pork chop sandwich

Who wants a body massage??

“Nice catch, blanco nino, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaacked.”

You’re smarter than me.

If you’re going to argue that Rose was a first class heel, and that being a heel made watching him play enjoyable you can’t also get upset when someone tells the guy to eat shit. Here’s the thing, I agree with you! Heels make watching sports fun, and it’s even better when they can play the game well. Pete Rose is an…

Patrick: now is the perfect time to unleash that “Actually, Dan Snyder is Very Good” take you’ve been sitting on for years.

Damnit.