Was Elisha ok when those children called him bald? NO. But, hell on earth, he was ok when those she-bears ripped the Old Testament-Original Trolls limb-from-limb. A curse in the name of the lord for them all.

The legendary words of Brent Maddock. 

people whining about people whining; we did it, guys!

this won’t see the love it truly deserves.

Goran Suton

this dude is ruining the sanctity of clothing, which is a much older tradition.

gotta go If this tour doesn’t kill you than I will straight into DVP. PUP is legit.

this is a bad take.

wake up, sheeple! #gadgetarms4lyfe

elitza hut

“I told you not to do these in here”  or something to that effect

Yeah it may be a nice story, but that coach wearing a jersey and shorts should leave baseball immediately. what is this? the australian bush?! krikey!

God Hates Shrimp.

Says a flagrant violation of one of, I have to assume to be, baseball’s unwritten rules.

100% of midwesterners hear yAHni!

Maybe you don’t like live music that much.

Nice, even Brent Maddock has a burner account here.

do we know, did they bowl at the arcade?

Dude thinks we live in the United Yous of Tube.