Vince just got my vote when he called Darren Rovell, “Dan”.

I mean obviously we all know Simmons’ bias for Boston, but he when you include a passage like this, how am I supposed to give a shit about any of your opinions that aren’t backed up by any actual investigation:

Forever this. I must have replayed that 1,000 times after I saw it first.

I automatically skipped to the comments with hate in my heart.

Lions need to take an L this week just put them out of their misery for this year. can’t risk an aaron rodgers disaster in week 17

Stop feeding the troll.

this didn’t age well, huh?

but then you grow a gnarly beard and impress them even more than if you had shaved.

This comment is stupid.

pistons fan since birth. people legit called him that.

stephen ass mouth

easy. candy corn is food AIDS.

It seems like recently discovered habits die hard, mrs. goddell

If the world is black and white though, why am I in the greys?

Big Trouble in Little China is an achievement

It’s actually a collection of verses sang to the tune of a song about drinking and sex about a war fought on American soil over 200 years ago.

+ (TB)1(2)

I love when U of M sucks, but they were decent that year. Not Top 10, but they finished 9-4 and beat Tebow in a bowl game.

The way he breaks up with Amy Adams character is complete dickery amongst a million other awful personality things he does.

The entire post is accurate except saying that Coney Dogs are worse than Sky Line Chili. Fuck you forever for that, Magary